Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Compressing 3 months into a few paragraphs

I haven't done a post since September 18th.  "What have I been up to," you ask yourself? A lot. A lot is the answer. Ups and downs. Highs and lows. I'll mainly stick to the highs because there are enough terrible prime time TV dramas for your daily dose of negativity.

The reason for not writing much on the blog is because Instagram has absorbed the entirety of my social networking life.  It's fast, elegant, personal, and relatively low on bull shit.  I like it a lot. You think up a clever (or not so clever) sentence or two to go with your picture, add related hash tags, and bam, done! If you want to see me on Instagram look me up at "Kasey_Clyde_dot_com".

-So I just looked back through my Instagram pictures for the past few months and we really have done a lot.-

Here's a walk through:


  • Golfing: 
    • Got some silver hawk clubs from Amber's dad that were quickly replaced with some Callaway Big Bertha's also from her dad. Score!
  • Transmission rebuild: 
    • I dropped the tranny from the 02 Silverado and I'm currently in the process of rebuilding (which is almost done) and reinstalling.
  • "New" truck: 
    • Got a flat black 93 chevy 1500 single cab step side truck to drive while the 02 is being fixed. Its pretty awesome and has a nasty v8 in it with straight pipe exhaust. Love it!
  • Divorce: 
    • Woohoo! Time for a new chapter of life!
  • Sailing: 
    • Trips on Happy Day and I took the kids out on the Buck Board and the 8ft Pram dinghy. All awesome trips!
  • Farm animals: 
    • The compound slaughtered meat chickens, which were delicious. 
    • We added meat ducks, which we are currently picking off systematically. And I have to say these ducks are by far the stupidest animals on the farm and I feel like we are putting them out of their misery when we harvest one.
    • A brown chicken that we thought got picked off by a predator turned out to have been hiding in the barn and emerged with 8 baby chicks in tow. Unfortunately, Hercules (being the cold blooded wiener dog killing machine that he is) took out two chicks. He was on the compound shit list for about two weeks after that. 
    • Lastly we lost our goat guard dog "Tank" to cancer and had to get another. The new dog's name is "Chewie" and he is doing a fine job so far even though he is still a puppy.
  • 1965 Chevy C10:
    • We finally got Pop's Dad's chevy truck from it's tomb in the woods where it has rested for 20 years.
  • Epcot:
    • We drunk it up at Epcot for Jonah's Birthday and got to see Smash Mouth again in concert!
  • K1 speed Orlando:
    • For Austin's birthday we went to K1 speed in Orlando to race electric go karts. It was a lot of fun. You might be thinking that electric go karts wouldn't be that fun but I assure you they were faster than your skill level could make use of. It was a blast!
  • Animal Kingdom:
    • For Aaliah's birthday we went to (you guessed it) Animal Kingdom. Another awesome Disney adventure thanks to little sis Carey.
  • Longboarding:
    • Not boarding as much as I would like but I plan to fix that soon
  • Bicycling:
    • Inverness has a great biking trail, and great restaurants ( like Mcleod House Bistro) that Amber and I love to visit.
  • Weightlifting:
    • I've gotten pretty serious about weightlifting because I have never been very muscular and I want to change that. With the aid of the phone app. Jefit, I have been steadily working out 3-4 days a week and i'm really hooked.
  • Car Shows:
    • Ah, one of the best parts of fall. Ocala Pumkin Run, and Daytona Turkey Rod Run. I love car shows and these are great.
  • Welding:
    • Between building a drift trike from old bicycles to fixing trailers I have slap ran the welder out of wire.  I like welding a lot more than I thought that I would.
  • Fishing:
    • Thanks to Amber's Dad I have been going fishing about every other week and there is nothing I love more than being out on the water.
  • Bearding:
    • I'm cultivating a pretty epic beard. I don't know how far I will go with this but we will see.
  • Bartending:
    • I finally broke down and I'm back at redsauce bartending 3 days a week.  I really missed bartending and i'm glad to be back in that capacity.  Also there has been enough time since the sale of the restaurant, the money is good, and I miss a lot of the customers. It is what it is.
    • Amber started bartending at her restaurant too and is loving it. She's a natural at bartending and has also become a certified server trainer. She's amazing!
  • Shooting:
    • At thanksgiving we did our annual clay pigeon shoot. We shot pistols and AR's as well as the shotguns. This only reminding me how much of a diminishing skill shooting is and lit a fire in me to get my edge back.
  • New Computer/Gaming:
    • We got a second computer so we didn't fight over them while gaming.  I've always been a big gamer and having a laptop with some serious hardware is a huge for me.
Well...there you have it. Our plate has been full, but full of good stuff. We don't plan on slowing down any time soon either!

For picture references to all these go to https://www.instagram.com/kaseyclyde_dot_com/



Friday, September 18, 2015

I like things that go booom!

There are few things in life as satisfying as griping a finely engineered collaboration of metals and sending volley after volley of high speed projectiles downrange at the target of your choosing.  Rather it has to do with wielding a contained explosion in your hands or the ultimate destruction at the target I can't quite say.  It's probably a combination of the two.

It only gets better when for every input of your finger you yield more than one response. If i'm being to enigmatic let me sum it up for you.

I'm talking about shooting full auto guns brutha!!!

It's something that Amber and I have always wanted to do and now we have thanks to Jesse and his friends from work who have quite a collection between them.

Amber and I are gun enthusiasts and conceal carry holders with a decent collection of practical and fun firearms but these guys are way out of our league. They have legitimate fully automatic rifles with class 3 documentation.  They brought two of their full autos this day including a real Uzi 9mm and an actual German MP40 9mm that was used in combat.  While not a real full auto they brought a ar15 chambered in 22lr with a bump fire stock.  It was an absolute blast to shoot!

It was a real treat and the staff at R&D Tactical in Ocala, FL have a top notch facility that we used.




Thursday, August 13, 2015

Popping my cement cherry

Longboarding has its inherent dangers. These are pretty evident when you put it into the prospective of going downhill on a plank of wood at 30 mph. (sure some people can go faster but i'm not that good)

I have had my share of spills and bails but this is the first one that put a hurting on me.  This was a relatively tame fall but it did scab up my left hip and grind my headphone cable right in two.

Luckily I'm only half stupid and I do wear full protective gear. I have on a triple 8  helmet, bell knee pads, bell elbow pads, and homemade slide gloves.  Thanks to all this the only thing hurt other than my hip was the tip of my left ankle bone.

In the video when you see me fall I'm not even going that fast but when I transition from the dark concrete to the light concrete it become insanely slick.  The board slides out and I make about 2 steps before I dive for home plate (into a curb.)

Enjoy!


Oh honey honey

As it normally happens with me time slipped through my fingers and before I knew it July was gone.  I was suppose to pull the honey supers from the bee hives and collect that sweet delicious nectar of the (tiny) Gods. Now that it's August I finally got around to pulling the honey extractor out of the shed, cleaning all the equipment and suiting up on a cool evening to nab those bulging frames.

This time Austin helped me and could just barely fit in Amber's bee suit. Armed with the GoPro we set off to claim our prize.

Unfortunately for us the bees were lazy bastards this year and out of all the honey frames (the frames in the box at the very top of the hive that the queen can't get to) only 2 of them actually had honey. This is primarily do to the fact that we fed the bees very minimally through the winter. I think only twice did I fill their jars with simple syrup.  I knew they had stores of honey so I wasn't really worried about them.  My thinking, being the inexperienced bee keeper that I am, is if I kept their feeder full through the winter they would eat the simple syrup and save their honey stores. That way when spring comes there is less honey they need to produce to fill the lower boxes and they will start filling the top box.  We will try that this winter and see what happens.

As for this year I once again cleaned all the honey extracting equipment for nothing.  We used two colanders to strain the honey from the two frames into a bowl and then poured the honey into 4.5 mason jars.  

I really can't be mad about honey production. I almost literally do nothing with the bees all year. I don't use and chemicals or pesticides or any techniques to coax them into higher honey yields.  I like them to "bee" as natural as possible and so I am grateful for whatever they give me.  


Sunday, August 2, 2015

Just the tip

So here's my random tip of the day.

I use a GoPro hero3 plus Silver Edition for all my video making. I had an issue where the Wi-Fi connection to my app on the cell phone wouldn't stay stable. it would stay connected for maybe 10 seconds and then disconnect. it was very frustrating to me. I have a  Samsung galaxy s3. Amber's Samsung note 3 would stay connected no problem.

If I were to turn my phone on airplane mode then the connection would remain more stable. this was ok but I didn't want to go and whole day doing a skate session or whatever without my cell phone on.

I finally fixed the problem and the problem was the phone's connection settings.

What I did is went under settings, connections, more networks, mobile networks, connections optimizer, and  unmanaged Wi-Fi networks.

The unmanaged Wi-Fi networks was the key to getting the GoPro to work correctly. this allows you to connect things like toys or airplane Wi-Fi that do not actually provide an active internet connection. 

Once I added the GoPros Wi-Fi to that list the GoPro now works flawlessly with my galaxy s3.

I hope this helps someone else who just thought their phone was crappy.

Thursday, July 30, 2015

Crossing Streams: Supplemental Video

My laptop crashed and I finally got a new one!  This video would have been created weeks ago if I had had a decent pc to work on. 

This is supplemental to the post: Crossing Streams. To see the first post click here.  Enjoy!

Sunday, July 26, 2015

Weather or not we'll make it back

Everything started out perfect enough.  Two beautiful days of sun (but not too much sun) and breeze. Amber, Austin, Aaliah, and myself sailed down to Anclote Key so we could anchor off and play on the beach.  The second day was forecasted to get rain all day and we never saw a drop.  This made it inevitable that we would get hammered on the third day when the forecast said there wouldn't be rain. Check the video out below.


Friday, July 3, 2015

The evolution of Clyde Longboards

So my newest obsession is longboarding.  I've skated regular skateboards ever since I was a wee lad but longboarding is a different animal.  I rode a longboard from the back parking lot up to work on a daily basis but I never realized what people were doing on these things.

Austin was the catalyst to this disease.  He wanted one this past Christmas and he started exploring what people were doing with them on YouTube.  It wasn't long after he had his board, a Sector 9 Sentinel 2, that we were like "we can do that," or "that looks awesome!"

Downhill.  That was the first addiction.  We started rolling down hills and trying to make corners.  I was on a custom solid wood longboard given to me by a friend Colin Torrence. I had put on some hardware I had from a small longboard, 8 inch wide trucks with small soft wheels.  The speeds kept increasing and the urge for bigger, steeper, and faster hills grew.  Soon we realized that we needed to up our game with safety gear and better equipment. We also envied the pro riders that were sliding their boards either around corners or to slow down enough before a corner to take it without flying off the road.

We got triple 8 helmets which went miles for making us feel safer.  We also nabbed some Sector 9 Butterball wheels.  I upgraded my trucks to Caliber 2's and we both slapped on some Redz bearings.








This worked for a while as we started learning to slide, albeit poorly at first, but every session improvements were made.  We were realizing the only way to tackle bigger and better hills was to be able to slide to a stop or slide to make hard fast corners.

Slide gloves were the next necessity.  It was the only way to slide without potentially turning your hand to hamburger.  Being the thrifty guy I am I went to Walmart and bought work gloves, cutting board, and JB weld for plastics.  

I learned a few things from building these. 
  • First be sure to sand the cutting board before gluing the board to the glove or it won't stick. 
  • Second, use thick cutting board.  You wear through the cutting board quicker that you think and you want to keep the glove away from the road.  A friend of ours, Kenny the philosopher, uses cutting board that is about an inch thick. The thicker the better. 
  • Third lesson is it worked out well that I had a thin piece of cutting board on the glove already and glued a thicker piece on top of it. This allows you to pop the outer board off with a screw driver once it gets worn down and glue a new piece on without damaging the glove. 
  • Last lesson is to use regular gorilla glue. The kind that you have to wet the surfaces and it foams up.  Personally I think it's the ish.





These gloves have held up ridiculously well once the new thicker board was glued on.  I saw a pair of nice, $50, brand new sector 9 slide gloves get absolutely shredded in the first session they were used while ours are taking heavy abuse with minimal wear.  When I say shredded I mean fingers showing through and the pucks velcro ripping off. 

So I fancy myself handy in the woodshop at my grandpas and I had been wanting to build my own longboard for a while now.  I bought some thin hardwood plywood and Gorilla Glue for wood from Home depot. Austin and I cut the sheet into 12" x 48" strips, rolled the glue on with a paint roller, and clamped 6 of the strips into a slight curve.  The very first "Clyde Longboard" was born!







 

This board traveled on a sailboat to Marsh Harbour in the Bahamas with the hope of riding some of the hills there. We unfortunately didn't get to Marsh Harbour in time to have a skate session.

I learned several very important things from this build too.
  1. The Chinese hardwood plywood from Home Depot is garbage. It's 3 layers of crap in each sheet that delaminate and warp horribly. The 6 layers together create enough strength to actually ride but it is way to flexy for how thick it is.
  2. I'm not sure if it was the fault of the Wood Gorilla Glue (which is different than the foaming original) or the fault of the board not being clamped tightly and evenly but splits in between the layers of plywood started to form quickly especially right behind the trucks where the flex was greatest.  It still held up and held its concave shape well.  
I really put this board through it's paces (at least as much as my skill level would allow) and overall I was very happy with it but I had ideas for the next board.

Fast forward to the present and now I have created the second version Clyde Longboard.  This one I took my time with and it came out really well for several reasons.  
  1. It is still using the crappy Chinese Home Depot plywood but I still had a whole sheet laying around and I wasn't about to let it go to waste.  The difference this time was I built a mold from some leftover boards and 2x4's from rebuilding our deck that would clamp tighter and evenly across the entire surface of the board.  
  2. I also switched to Titebond 3 wood glue that I kept reading about time after time on forums and in peoples YouTube videos. 
  3. I added another layer of plywood bringing the total up to 7.  This makes this board ridiculously thick at 13/16" and pretty heavy but I weigh 205-210 so I need a board to support my weight.






So far I am really really happy with the board. It's stiff, stable, and I love the shape. We took it to Sugar Loaf Mountain in Clermont, FL and had some fun.  

We also got a set of Gullwing charger RKP trucks to replace Austins Gullwing sidewinders.  We got some elbow and knee pads so we are pretty much set on gear and now its time to keep practicing!

This is with the first Clyde Longboard when I was just learning to slide.

This is with the second Clyde Longboard with a little more experience. We've been riding for less than six months and have a long way to go but we are having a lot of fun on the way.







Thursday, July 2, 2015

Crossing streams



Put a notch in my belt because I finally got to cross the gulf stream!  I realize this is not a big deal for a lot of sailors but I had been looking forward to doing this for a while. The very unfortunate part of the trip is that Amber could not join me because she had just started a new job and it was opening week. What terrible timing.

So Rick and I flew down ahead of the rest of the crew to Fort Lauderdale early on a Wednesday with the intentions of readying the boat and leaving early Thursday morning.  The best laid plans of mice and men...

I'll preface with the boat. Its a brand new, just delivered 2 months ago, Lagoon 560 sailing catamaran.  A beautiful and intimidating boat that is over twice as long as my H26 and almost 4 times as wide.

The preparations and provisioning Wednesday starts well enough.  There were guys crawling all over the boat installing a new Direct TV HD satellite dish, and custom fit cushion covers.  Rick and I were buzzing all over town trying to check all the items off of his mental list of preparations.

It was later that day when several things happened.  Unplugging from shore power to go get fuel we discovered that the generator was running but it wasn't powering anything. No bueno. We went to get fuel anyway and managed to mangle the ladder on the side of the boat with a piling. Also no bueno. Getting fuel and returning was uneventful except for learning the docking procedures of a new, and larger than i'm use to, boat.  So at the end of the day with no generator, only half of the groceries we needed, and a new ladder to buy we decided to take the Thursday to get properly prepared and leave Friday morning.

Thursday rolls around and we spring into action again.  We bought a new ladder, finished grocery shopping,  and a technician comes out to look at the generator issue.  As it turns out, when the satellite dish was wired up it tapped into a circuit that would draw too much current for the generator to support and it would trip the breaker.  The technician pulled the satellite wiring apart and wired it up correctly.  Great! three things accomplished.  

Then Murphy meddles in our affairs again.  Stepping down on one of the aft steps the wooden plank that is screwed in the metal framework gave way. All the screws came right out.  Not that big a deal to fix but surprising on a new boat to say the least.  Next a metal hook that is the safety support for the tender platform fell into the water.  It was barely threaded and fell out during adjustment.  We were able to source another one from an identical boat for sale in town managed by the same company that manages this one.  This turned out to be unnecessary because Deryck and Rick retrieved the hook later while scraping barnacles that had completely covered the underwater lights and where taking over the prop.

This was less detrimental to leaving in the morning compared to water maker and the chart system issues that also plagued that day.  The water maker would start up try to run its flush cycle and then have an error halfway through.  We could have left without the water maker but it was a matter of if you want to get something fixed Fort Lauderdale is the place to do it verses the Abacos.  Plus we discovered the chart plotter did not have updated maps for the Bahamas. We would be going blind through areas like the west end and around whale key without those detailed charts.

After beating my head against the wall trying to install newly purchased, but wrong chip size, Navionics maps we gave up for the day. We decided to wait until Friday, get all of the final issues sorted out with the boat and leave Saturday morning.  Wow what an ordeal.

Luckily everything ironed out on Friday.  All of the problems were addressed, the weather was spectacular, the seas were relatively calm compared to if we had left on Thursday, and we were completely provisioned.  We did have on technician out Saturday morning at 7 a.m. to replace the processor for the chart system in an attempt to fix an issue with the plotter screens resetting but this did not fix the problem. Oh well. 9 out of 10 isn't bad.

Finally we motored out into the Atlantic and left Fort Lauderdale behind.  Luckily for all of us aboard our flight out of Marsh Harbour (our destination) was early Tuesday morning.  We still had three full days to get the boat to her home in Marsh Harbour.

The wind, annoyingly, was a headwind for basically the entire trip.  We had to motor across the gulf stream to the west end where we stayed docked at Old Bahama Bay marina for the night.  We had arrived at around 4:30 and were able to clear in and fuel up.  We had only used 75 gallons of diesel to get across but it was better to be safe and top up.

Later that evening after a relaxing swim and a delicious dinner the sound of drums and percussion instruments floated across the marina to the top deck where we were relaxing with drinks.  My curiosity got the best of me and I had to go see what was going on.  I grabbed another beer and followed my ears.  Meandering through the dimly lit grounds of Old Bahama Bay the sound grew louder and more intoxicating.  Soon I came up on a junkanoo in full swing at a little bar by the beach.  It was impossible to not be sucked in to the rhythm and beat of the horns, drums, tambourines, and other instruments that i'm not sure I could name if I had to.  I hung out for a while enjoying the music until I decided to go back to the boat and grab another beer and the GoPro.  As fate would have it the party was over when I returned.  I sat in a chair on the beach and listened to one of my favorite songs, the sound of waves lapping on the shore, and finished my beer,

The next morning came bright and early as we motored out of Old Bahama Bay.  The wind was coming directly from the east and we decided we could head north-east close hauled.  We pounced on the opportunity and shook the sails out. This was a magical time in the trip. No motor noise. Amazing scenery. Calm waters. It was only 10 miles or so before we decided that we would never make it to Marsh Harbour in time for our flight.  We reluctantly lowered the sails, pointed east and motored on.

We had trolled lures all the way from Florida to the West End without a single nibble.  It was in the shallows north of Grand Bahama that we started getting bites. Unfortunately they were all barracuda.  Even though they weren't good eating fish it's always a thrill to have a "fish on!"

Pretty soon we decided to pull in the lines or we would never get anywhere.

It was buzzing along later that day that we ran into a phenomenon that we didn't identify until later.  While I was on watch we came bearing down on an extremely shallow looking area in the middle of nowhere.  We thought this was strange and as we got closer the fear of running aground grew more and more.  Finally I made a decision. I clicked the auto navigation off on the chart plotter and took over the wheel skirting around the eerily shallow looking water. An hour or so later when Rick was driving we came across another shallow area but seeing no depth variations on the chart plotter he decided to creep into it. It wasn't shallow at all, just cloudy.  It was later in the trip that I happened to come across an excerpt in The Waterway Guide to the Bahamas. It was "Fish Muds."


We learned something new.

That evening brought us to a a beautiful secluded anchorage on the west side of Pensacola Cay.  When I say secluded I mean secluded from development but not from other boats.  We shared the picturesque cove with 4 other boats.  One of which was a McGreggor 26.  Now i'm not a fan of McGregors because they were described to me as the herpes of sailboats, nobody wants one and once you have one you can't get rid of it.  But I did think it was cool to see one because they are basically the sibling to our Hunter H26.  Its the same size, water ballast, and swing keel.  It was very encouraging seeing this small "category C" boat, just like ours, make it all the way out here.  It gets my mind zooming with possibilities.

The next morning everyone in the cove motored out into the Sea of Abaco and made their way further along their respective journeys. Pensacola Cay was our turning point and we headed south.  The wind was outrageously now coming directly from the south so we continued to motor on.  We reached Green Turtle Cay and decided we were slightly ahead of schedule and a little parched so we should go refresh ourselves at on of the bars on the island.  We anchored, dropped the dinghy, and ended up at the Green Turtle Club for some Kaliks and lunch. Perfect!

The rest of the trip that day went pretty smoothly.  We easily skirted around Whale Cay with the guidance of the chart plotter and continued towards the house at Marsh Harbour.  We made it to the dock well before sunset that day and had plenty of time to relax and drink more Kaliks.  The only trouble came when docking the girthy girl in her U shaped dock.  The dock was built for the old Lagoon 450 and this 560 is considerably wider.  There was actually only 1.5 feet on either side between boat and pilings. Very impressive driving on Rick's part.

The morning came all too quickly and it was time to fly back to the states and resume normal life.  I definitely was not ready to return and would have happily spent more time cruising around on the boat.  The only silver lining to returning home was getting to see Amber. We hadn't spent that long apart in years and it was very hard for both of us. The next trip she has to come too because its not the same when you can't share the adventure with the one you love.


Gary on watch

Rick hanging the courtesy and quarantine flags

Sunrise at Old Bahama Bay

Leaving Old Bahama Bay in the morning

Sails up!




The view through my Costas

Motoring into the cove at Pensacola Cay


Merica!


Like a glove!

Damn I love Kalik!

Sunday, June 7, 2015

There are only three kinds of sailors...

As the saying goes there are only three kings of sailors. Those that will run aground, those that have run aground, and those that lie about it.  I was going to lie about it but I already uploaded these pictures and its too much work to click and delete them now.

Let me set the scene for you. We were having a great time on Anclote Key.  We made good time with our Simrad tiller pilot (review coming soon) and were anchored at south east corner of the island just north of the state park dock.  The weather was perfect and we were exploring the beach line, swimming, walking the dog, fishing, drinking. You know, everyday stuff.

It was somewhere in the midst of this blissful afternoon that Amber noticed the boat was rocking strangely where it was anchored.  I reeled in my line in and came over to investigate.  It appeared that she was rocking back and forth on her centerboard.  We sprung into action in a futile attempt to get her back into deeper water.  No amount of pushing, jamming the motor in reverse, throwing out a second anchor and trying to winch us off the beach could prevail.  We were beached like a fat white and blue whale.

The only saving grace was that the centerboard, which sticks down below the hull even when tucked in its trunk, had wallowed out a grove in the sand and the entire weight of the boat was not resting on the centerboard.  There was nothing we could do anyway so we waited and I went back to fishing.

Now that the tide had receded I started to notice all over the beach were are plethora of scallops.  Amber was already planning on cooking chicken that evening so we gathered and shucked about 40 scallops and she cooked those up too. Delicious!
It was during my shucking session that a pretty serious storm that had been raging on the mainland over Tarpon Springs had made its decision to visit us.  We threw everything loose into the cabin and closed ourselves in.  I continued shucking scallops as the storm pounded outside. It was fortuitous that we were beached because we avoided being tossed around in a washing machine.  Everything happens for a reason.

It was after the sun had set and the storm had passed when we started to notice that the boat was rocking in a more familiar way.  We were starting to float off the beach.  We did get free but the boat almost grounded higher on the beach as we negotiated the trio of anchor lines, motor depth, and an abbreviated rudder. There was some very very tense moments followed by whooping and celebration as we barely scurried into the safety of the deep water. 

We had been tossing around the idea of a dinghy or kayaks for a while and now we think it is a necessity.  One more item for the list!